King’s Cross 1991, 2017
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching
i actually had forgotten about him
thank you for this
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid
The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.
having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background
disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.
just fucking do it.
Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen
well heres his public fuckin support
Eighty seven thousand public supports
over 155 thousand public supports