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butterbeerandscotch:

King’s Cross 1991, 2017

artelini:

A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

Kill them with kindness.

- Rule #1 (via soulsscrawl) -

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

distantshots:

We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching

play count: 436119

skoothsmin:

thattrollwiththehorns:

understanding-and-aware:

remember him?

i actually had forgotten about him

thank you for this

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

seansoo:

seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

enough

everydaysanawkwardday:

erieriftw:

bootydestroyer:

skylorde:

joshpeck:

kekoas-waves:

listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.

just fucking do it.

Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen

well heres his public fuckin support

Eighty seven thousand public supports

over 155 thousand public supports